hi, im austin.


stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with


  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg


paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(Source: paradisaic1)


my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)


ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”


omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark


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